What's the funniest/noobiest thing you've ever done in ...

[deathstar117]

I was playing an HS last week and we were on north hill. One guys went to do generator mission
Anyways, there was a flood of zombies coming out of the hole. I aimed a plasma grenade at the zombies. To my worst luck, the grenade didnt go as far as i hoped and killed the ce.
The ce got pissed so he made a wall of c4 at the entrance to the hill and told me to go on it.
I was like "fuck no!"
I instead threw a plasma and it blew up. Then I went in prone and turned on rapid fire.
The little bitch laid a c4 down at my feet then triggered it. I got blown up, but he got kicked for that (thank god)!






amen.

[deathstar117]

So im playing an HS one day when i'm getting chased by Minevera and my two teamates were far away from me. I orbed minev to stun him, but my orb bounced off a bush. It flew back to me, and i couldn't react fast enough. It blew up on me and i died.


Amen.

[midgemage]

I did a whole bunch of nooby things last week, but I think this one takes the cake:

I was going MG/DM (?) in a (from memory) normal or survival game. The convoy had come, and we were following it around near the final stretch to the crossroads. As usual, it is getting attacked.

At this point the zombies are coming, so I attack move! *Press A*

*Click place to walk*

*Shoots convoy CE to death*

Cue Global Hawk rage. Poor chopper was getting repaired when I shot the CE. I believe he went on only to be blown up by an explosive charge, which he appeared to have been out of range from.

[MoomanPwntU]

i was playing hard mode as the FO. i was the highest rank there with lots of firepower. as the final boss, genesis, was at about 20%, i got the BRIlLIANT idea to airstrike it to steal the kill. i believe, and i may be off, i killed all 10 of my team mates, plus 99% of bravo co. my team was pissed, but you know what? I GOT THE KILL so i win

[Coolty44]

Bahaha.

Alright. Solo mode. I've got DC in normal for fun. I get the class A mission. Feeling brave, I try rushing them got flanked and Raped. Restart. Spores, Killed um all. Heading to town. WTF PUDGE.

Damn it sucked

[stuffGOA]

[midgemage]

I've done stuff with orbs, in the other thread. 'nuff said.

I've also had a few unfortunate incidents where my brain... was... well... turned off.

One such example:

Me, NC, sitting on hill while semi-focused. Randomly joke with team mates and watch them play.

Switch back to myself. A red dot appears.

Me (Thinking): Red... Red... dot... red...

*brain cranks into motion slowly*

Me: OH SHIT

*right clicks to run away*

*Is blown up miliseconds later*

[Brickwall]

I was playing grenadier, was around captain in rank. Beasts and mutants swarms
an ally and I got tons of flares. I figure lets hold the zombies there so I quickly
click the smoke grenade icon for the grenadier skills. It is just that I had brainfreeze,
the smoke grenade icon looks the same as the grenade icon. So I am actually throwing
an explosive grenade and not a smoke grenade at my ally. My first and only teamkill,
not counting people who blow themselves up on my ECs.

[aznanimekid]

just played a game. DC fragged a team mate and i went to revive. saw teh DC threw a FG and launched m400. the DC died and right as he died his frag came out and killed me. first time ive been killed by something after its been killed <_<

[AlbertWesker]

I was Ghost, and was playing Hard with a friend, he was Global Hawk. We were around Southeast Police Stand.
Well, we were there and I saw a pudge coming, so I threw a Plasma Grenade in front of it, so when it exploded it hitted the Pudge. Instead of that, my friend being RQ-7B passed in front of pudge, and got plasma-ed up! He was yelling at me with no stop